Either I've turned stupid,
or life's turned hard.
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Ace | 14 | Canada
Sometimes known as Lydia in the real world. Pancakes are a wonderful food, especially with chocolate chips.
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citruscephalopod:

We are all made of cats

citruscephalopod:

We are all made of cats

4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 62,359 notes
skyrimconfessionss:

"I downloaded a mod where it added a new race. A race that resembles dragons. It also starts out with a shout and complete immunity to diseases and poison. The only drawback is that it starts out with less magicka. It also adds new dialogue to people, dragons and any other creature that can talk. No regrets."
image credit [x]http://skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com/

skyrimconfessionss:

"I downloaded a mod where it added a new race. A race that resembles dragons. It also starts out with a shout and complete immunity to diseases and poison. The only drawback is that it starts out with less magicka. It also adds new dialogue to people, dragons and any other creature that can talk. No regrets."

image credit [x]
http://skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com/

4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 274 notes
Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 67,513 notes
Tagged as: #words 
sweet-bitsy:

sexyrobotfactory:

I made a boob tutorial, hope you enjoy.
(reuploaded because typos are unacceptable.)

That’s what mine look like

sweet-bitsy:

sexyrobotfactory:

I made a boob tutorial, hope you enjoy.

(reuploaded because typos are unacceptable.)

That’s what mine look like

4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 4,093 notes

thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 130,721 notes
Plot Twist: All exams got cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sat revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future
4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 296,694 notes
diverseiridescentbeings:

Alia Shawkwat- Iraqi-Kurdish, Irish, Norwegian.

diverseiridescentbeings:

Alia Shawkwat- Iraqi-Kurdish, Irish, Norwegian.

4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 507 notes
squidward:

be free sharkie

squidward:

be free sharkie

4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 211 notes
4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 269,224 notes

the-grace-of-cas:

sonianeverland:

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive.

4 hours ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 459,568 notes